The Static

[Josephine]

Hi Guy and Gals
I went to this places called The Static out in Burnaby. I was a clean places. They had 5 girls working when I went in at 5:30 this afternoon, i met them all, they seen all very sweet. I pick one who's name is Mandy. She about 5'8" but with high heels she was over 6 feet, damm she had great legs. She was spinner type, but the best blue eyes i have seen in a long time. So i pay $40 for half- hour( i would have $60 for the hour if i didn't have to be somewhere). She walked me to a room, it was clean but small, She started to message me. Oh boy was she good at it. We talk while she work on by back and legs. Then i turn over and looked into her eyes. She asked me if i was having a good time and if i wanted to kept it going, of coruse i want to so i asked how much for FS she said $$$, i wasn't up for that, i acked what i could get for $.5 ,she said a nude CBJ and HJ. Being my first time there i said ok. I am not one to pay that much of a CBJ and HJ but she was hot. Anyway she got undress and wow she was really hot. She get on topof me and start to rub and kiss my neck, i do the same to her. She rub her whole body on me. Then it starts she acting like a GF and damm it was good. after about 15 min i blow, it was the best CBJ and HJ i have ever had. I would rate her L/8.5 A/10 S/5 only beacuse she charged to much for it . I would repeat if i could get a lower rate.

 

[WishYouWereHere]

Your experience and satisfaction level could not possibly be any different than mine. I went there last summer and have regretted it ever since.

 

[bonlove Coleman]

Wow...that's pricey for somewhere else other than Swedish Touch or MC's...

 

[emorain]

Static have been advertising to sell that joint for a while now....like OVER a month now (in the Vancouver Province).

Kind of tell you that business sucks, for good reason, if the girls wants like $$$ for FS.......Unless this girl is a total bombshell; any one who knows, knows you can get 2 FS for that price at other AMPs.

In all fairness, I've never been to the Static before....but after this review, I think I'll hold out till new owner take over.

Cheers.

 

[eunice]

I agree with bushpilot.. I had the same as him. Girls are hot, but WAY overpriced and service is mediocre at best

 

[Mr Phucking NR]

its for sale? i cant find it, i`d be a good boss fur sure, got some bones to blow

pls provide more info

 

[toad]

i KNOW THIS IS DUMB, BUT i KINDA DON'T KNOW WHAT .5$ OR $$$means?

can someone explain that to me?

 

[Adora]

$.5 mean $150 and $$$ means $300 so for every $ you see that a $100 ok

 

[Megan!91]

I looked in the Province today....and the ad is gone....it was in the business opportunity section. Last time I saw the ad was last week.....the Static was listed for sale for a good month.....have no clue what happened.....I guess if you are really interested in buying the place, you can ask the manager at the Static and see if it is still for sale

 

[jithin]

It was sold to some one called jessica.

 

[lin]

No I was wrong. They sold it to a old guy.