The story of Santa Singh

[some half blood]

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Santa : 14th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Santa : EVERY YEAR

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Manager asked Santa Singh at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed : -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

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On a political rally Santa was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote 'PRESS' and He did it ..

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife ,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa : In London a lady asked me 'Are you a foreigner?'

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One tourist from U.S..A. asked Santa' Any great man born in this village???'
Santa : no sir, only small Babies!!!

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In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on 'Buddha Jayanthi '
So Santa wrote, 'Buddha was born in India & was a great Philosopher , but I don't know who is Jayanthi .

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Santa was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Santa said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

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When Santa was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler, the driver adjusted mirror.
Santa shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

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Interviewer : just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Santa : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

 

[waypehariashy]

:hail: :hail: :hail:

Sardaar :hail:

 

[Orange marmalade]

^^:lmao: :lmao: