The Strange Story of the Toad

[thermacutst]

LMFAOOOOO @ that.

 

[Stuart Hatlen]

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[relgftgh]

I think he meant fuck off.

 

[Levon]

Lolol.
Haha.
That's awesome.

 

[On The Dole]

lol...........

 

[NewsReader]

To cook and what?
:dontknow:
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[gamesqiwzuub]

This bloke walks into the pub and see’s an ugly toad on the bar
He ses to the barman “What the bloody ‘ell is that thing doing in here?
The Barman ses “ That my friend is a very special Toad
It can give you the best blow job you have ever had in your life.. better than any woman in the whole world!

Oh what a load of crap … said the customer.
The Barman said, go on have a go… on the house.
So the cus takes it into the Gents and WOW!! he’s never had anything like it in his life………..he’s ecstatic… he comes out of the Gents drained but happy.. very happy
He’s so impressed he offers the Barman £30 for the Toad.
No chance ses the Barman it cost me £75
Ok ses the cus £100
NOPE ses the Barman adamantly
Right!! £150 ses the cus
OK ses the barman that’sa reasonable offer.. it’s yours
The man takes the toad home and has another quickie just to make sure he’s done the right thing…. Incredibly it’s better than the first time

At Home he’s sat there boggle eyed staring at his new found friend… which in turn is sat in the middle of the kitchen table.

His wife walks in… sees the Toad in the middle of the table
The Wife ses “What is that? it’s so ugly , what the hell is it doing in my kitchen, and more important what do you expect me to do with it????


He replies

TEACH IT TO COOK AND F*****FF!!!