I wish, lol. I don't think even the most well meaning lady could keep from splitting her sides, at the irony, just seeing them. I mean I doubt they could even get them on, due to the convulsions of laughter. :arf:
As for myself, my silliest is a pair of Simpson ones. There's only one fat man that delivers presents here, and his name ain't Santa.
The two most uncharacteristic shorts I have are mesh Jockey boxerbriefs. Nice and cool when I work out.