The Swan Lake Incident

[Glenn P]

I had a long day on Tuesday and I was feeling a little sore so like usual I had a few beers and went for a drive. I thought to myself "I could really use a rub down", and The Swan wasnt far away so I decided to go for it. When I went inside I was greated by the cow who works at the front. She asked me if I had been there before and how long I'd like to stay. I said how much is it for "just a massage" for 30 min. She said $35. I thought that was reasonable so I said I'll take it. I then asked if I hasd to pay anymore money after I get my massage and she said "no". Giddy up then. So I get in the room and undress and right away Mr.Broadway himself is standing at attention. So this asian chick comes in, not bad looking but I didnt really care what she looked like cuz I was just there for a massage. Anyways she seemed to like what she saw and came right up to me and began stroking Mr.Broadway. I said "whoa whoa whoa I would just like a massage please but thanks anyways". She seemed fine with that and the massage began. Before I go any further I'd just like to make it clear that she gave me a really great massage she really knew what she was doing. But thats what the problem was, she really did KNOW WHAST SHE WAS DOING. So anyways I'm on my back and she starts playing around down there. I once again told her "just a massage please". She said something like "oh dont worry about it its ok". Whatever anyways she kept on doing her thing down there and then..... I came.................
We both kind of laughed it off and she continued with the massage. I layed on my back and she began to stroke me to try to get me hard again. I had to tell her again, "no thanks". She then started sucking my nipples and tried to oil up Mr.Broadway. I asked her to stop and she did. Then she finished up the massage and I got dressed. So as I was about to leave she grabbed my arm and said "can you give me tip?" I was like "huh?" "tip please" I said "I dont have anymore money I just wanted a massage" She then left the room and I followed her and she called out the lady that works there. They both kept insisting that I give her a tip! It got quite heated. I said "I dont have anymore money!!!!". They were like "you have to give tip". So I was like fuck this and I bolted........ To the door I dart unlock it and then zoom!!! I'm off. I run across the street into someones backyard and wait for a bit then I go back to get my car that was parked on the street. So thats it. Guess I'm done with that place. Fuck em. It was a good massage though.

 

[Saber]

lmao


wouldn't it have been funny if the door was locked and you couldn't get out somehow

 

[The Origin of Species]

so little care! Though, I must ask why would you go there for the massage only? Better straight massages in Richmond for less money!

 

[G_Zidane]

You're an idiot. You're in a rub and tug joint and you were asking for a massage that the girl was NOT getting paid for. Room fee is a room fee, the girl doesn't see it. Then you run away? Get a life man. Do something else to get your jollies. If I was there and saw you running away without leaving a tip I'd drop kick you in a heartbeat.

Don't be a cheap bastard. If you want a massage go to somewhere that offers ONLY massage. And you CAME? If you didn't want her rubbing your cock then you should have LAY on it. I'm sorry but I call this guy a LOSER.