The Sweetness of Married Life!!

[*Dazed and Confused *]

Haha, good joke!
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[chgguubb]

Thats what I would've done. Either that..... or show him to the bed, and swear at him there. Either or. But still......... :lmao:

 

[Gazoo]

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You have fantastic jokes Summy :shy:​

 

[race_car_bed]

:clap有这样的老婆真是太惨了！

 

[alcor69_69]

The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to
The wife, 'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right
back'.

'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going to have a
beer...'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,
Brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.


The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was,
'Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar..... You know....they have frozen
glasses...... '

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
Getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have
Those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.. I'll be
right
Back. I promise. OK?'

'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of
Different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps,
And little quiches.

'But my sweet honey.... At the bar... You know there's swearing, dirty words

And all that...'

'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR
SORRY ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR
FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE
YOU'RE FREAKIN' MARRIED NOW AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOO NOT
GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT **** IS OVER! GOT IT, DUMBASS?'

And they lived happily ever after.

Isn't that a sweet story?

MARRIED LIFE ..............
MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: