Tom and his girlfriend, Wendy, went on a vacation in Jamaica. Tom decides to impress Wendy by getting her name tatooed on his penis. When he was hard it read "Wendy" but when he was soft it just read "Wy". Suitably impressed, they go out to dinner in a fancy restaurant. Tom needs to take a leak and as he does, a local takes the urinal next to him. He happens to glance down at the mans penis and notices he has the same tatoo- "Wy". "Hey," Tom says, "I have the same tatoo! Is your girlfriend named 'Wendy', as well?" The stranger says, "No mon! The tatoo say "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day."