The Ten Condiments

[Marlena Searcy]

I have written this as a joke, to pin up anonymously at work. Will be interesting to see the response!

The Ten Condiments – as decreed by BOD (the Board of Directors)

1. You shall have no life outside of work. work shall be elevated to the status of God.

2. You shall not draw cartoons of your Managers with glasses and moustaches, even though this may be a true likeness.

3. You shall not take the good name of this company in vain, by giving difficult customers directions to our competitors.

4. The sabbath as a day of rest no longer exists.

5. Honour your Managers and Supervisors, even if they do talk rubbish.

6. You shall not murder rude colleagues or customers, even though it is tempting.

7. You shall not commit adultery by accepting a better paid job elsewhere.

8. You shall not accept unwanted kids vouchers from well meaning customers. anyone caught doing so will be given PE lessons.

9. You shall not bitch and gossip about your colleagues and customers, even though they bitch and gossip about you.

10. You shall not covet your customers husbands or wives, no matter how tight their trousers, or how low cut their tops.

 

[Billy Goat]

[sm=rollaugh.gif] Hope your getting your new CV typed up

Jx

 

[zrbseirf]

Nobody at the moment knows it is me, and since no one there has really bothered to get to know me as a person, they are not likely to, as the image they have of me is so far removed from reality that it would Michael Jackson look black! I am therefore the last person that anybody suspects. I pinned it up this morning though, on the What's New notice board, when nobody else was looking, and so far have seen several people reading it and chuckling to themselves. Kept walking past it all day long, every time I had to go upstairs, just to make sure it was still there. I was amazed to see that by the end of the day it still was. I hope the Managers will see it for the joke that it is though, and not take it too seriously. There are however some hidden truths in there, as you can no doubt imagine.

June

 

[Zuzanna]

Strange that they took it down this morning - the Directors were all in.... I wonder what they were all so afraid of?
June