The truths about growing old

[Destiny Maker]

1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.

> 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

> 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

> 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

> 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

> 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

> 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.