The Ultimate Female Joke

[pumpernickel o]

oh i chuckled.

i can think of better things tho.

 

[Karen Young]

:lmao: how did I miss this one !! I think I liked the first one better though, sorry alfie :reallysad

 

[Cheetah]

That was pretty good lol. :

 

[purplegirl31671]

If it was four words I bet you would have added "naked" at the end of the sentence.​

 

[cyndiann]

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work ****tail with his
buddies when an exceptionally tall, sexy middle-aged woman entered. she was so
striking that the man could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for so rudely staring, she leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 -- on one
condition." (There are always conditions!)

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The woman replied, "You have to tell me what you
want me to do in just four word"s (Controlling, huh?) The man considered his proposition for a
moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from his wallet, which he pressed into the woman's hand along with
his address. he looked deeply into her eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said . . . .
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*
*
make me a sandwich

 

[Rock Hard Spock]

lmao loved it :

 

[morrisonchick60]

lol hahah lmao ::clapnice!

 

[NayaMee]

if only.......we can all dream can't we girls!!!:clap

 

[ldkhmkcb]

lol funny............

 

[andrew thompson]

lmao :clap

 

[roger_in_oly]

Lolol.
Yeah, I liked it.

 

[St. Nicholas]

I didn't even crack a smile.

Zero out of five!

 

[Lula Bell Bumpass]

what a waste.

 

[Tita]

: niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Charlotte Anne]

I snickered a little. o.o;

 

[aZeksCelesot6]

:clap : : Lmfao :

 

[rmewtzmn]

:::

:clap
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[justmeinthisworld]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work ****tail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so
striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 -- on one
condition." (There are always conditions!)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you
want me to do in just three word"s (Controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a
moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with
her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said . . . .
*
*
*
"Clean my house."