The V to tha izzzzzzal T to tha izzzzzzzine at Hands From Heaven......

[David V]

Valentines Day came early me this yizzzzzear,yizzzzzzo. I finally got a chance to go see mah baby girl Sara V, in da place to be, as I chill in the waiting room with some french guy named Guy.


I could tell right off the bat that da S.V was diggin mah styles. About two minutes into our courtship of romance, da SV axed if I wuz a model.I wuz all like "dayum baby gurl,youz wants to break off a peice of me and have it fo dizzzzzzert."

SV went on to tell me dat she digs da way I verbalize. I tizzzold her dat if she wanted I could giver her a street nickname, so she can have sum street cred like myself. SV wuz like "hellzzzzzzz ya, give me a street name." So I told her from now on she'll be known as tha V to tha izzzzal T to tha izzzzzine. SV luved tha name and instantly got tizzzzurned on.

The session itself had mo fireworks den da 4th of July. SV was insatiable,yo.I wuz all like "chill,baby gurl,chill" but SV was all over me like a overweight inner city high school girl on a free hair weave gift certificate.

Da session eneded wit SV tellin me I needz to get into da modelling,and dat maybe da two of us could do sum sexy photo shoots together in da NYC.

V to tha izzzzal T to tha izzzine, when you read this, hit me up on muh 2 way,so they two of us can hook up tonight.

 

[millypeed my choccie Lab]

Snoop dogs favourite weather????????






Drizzle!

 

[Cynthia]

Did anyone understand a word of that? Someone has been going to the ricahrgl school of story telling.


TTFN

 

[Gemini]

Now I know why they killed Pablo Escobar!

 

[mech]

in other words, she's off da hizzle fo' shizzle

 

[kingers1988]

That was interesting.

Please let us know if the two of you are able to hook up tonight.

 

[rissa]

OK white guy translation:

I walked into H4H to see Sara.I met a nice guy named Guy in the waiting room.We chatted.When I went in for my session with Sara she told me that I was charming and a swell guy. She was impressed with my command of the english language. She asked if it would be proper to have a secound name that would appeal to the younger clients.I thought that it would be a grand idea and we worked together to create a new name that she liked. The massage was amazing. She treated me with alot of class and she was one hot mofo...ahhh I mean no detail was missed .She is one of the best IMHO.She complemented me on my looks and said that Mad Magazine was looking for a new mascot and that I should send in a photo. This girl is deffinitely a repeat and I have already sent in my photos

 

[Skidoo]

lolololololololololololololol

Phil,dat translation was pure jokes,yo.But on the realz, I'm definitely gonna take the Vizzzzzzal's advice and try and get into da modelling biz.

I remember back in da day when da Vizzzzzal first came on da scene, and some guys posted pics of her on the website onemodel.com. I'm gonna send some pics of myself to da peeps over there and see how many agents book photo shoots for me.

Wish me luck,bro's.

 

[KendrickWarren]

Thanks phil ... I needed that!

 

[Beckey]

Too farking funny!!!...

 

[Raynay]

Hey Phil,

You're the Zellers dude...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Funniest thing I've read in a long long time

 

[Danii]

Fermat...you need to get out more.
Taz

 

[Pompal 09.]

yo that was funny phil, im surprised that massage parlous allow wiggers like pablo into their establishments. ROFL!!!!!!!

 

[Helpful]

Yo dog, you must be confusin da Hands From Heaven wit da southern united states. And what's wit callin me wigger? Just becuz I'm white and talk like I'm frum Watts, you be hatin on me????? You gots ta increase the peace, shorty. We are all hip hop's children,no matter what our race be. So lets try and cut out the racial insults.

You feel me, mista KKK?

 

[ChrisPark]

dammit Pablo thanks alot, you just made my ebonics class completely redundant with your rapid exceleration of street slang. now I'll never be hip!

 

[Why So Serious?]

Gramage,

You must go to York. Do you?

Dat's where I go. Yo dog, you should sign up for History of Black Music, next semester.

 

[knz]

next semester I will join the fine tradition of York grads working at menial jobs desperate for a lotto win Pablo, and I felt out of place enough in the classes I've taken involving feminism, black music I'd be like Waldo.

 

[SirSys]

Grizzzam,

I feel you.

 

[blast]

Reading Pablo's summary gave me a headache and wish to give my thanks to Phil for the translation.