The Washcloth

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I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week, when I received a call from the doctor's office telling me I had been
rescheduled for that morning at 9:30.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth next to the
sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area". I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was some place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went about a normal
day ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where is my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

 

[gwen s]

That, apparently is a true story. I can recall the TV presenter Fern Britten recounting the time she was due for an 'examination' and she sprayed what she thought was a feminine spray on the area, only to find out later that it was glitter!!

There was also another one where the lady concerned had used the loo before her appointment and as there was no toilet paper, found an old tissue at the bottom of her handbag. When the doctor examined her, he returned to her the postage stamp that he found....

Lesley

 

[Tay B]

I've heard the one about the postage stamp too. The washcloth joke came from my niece in Aus.

Brilliant!

 

[Usagueque]

Great!!!