There was a Native American and an alien...

[Evie Elena]

Some years back, an elderly Native American sat on his porch in the evening sun, pleased with his life so far. He had a small ranch, a herd of horses, another herd of cattle...yes, life was pretty good.

So he's sitting there, puffing his pipe... and down from the sky comes a small flying saucer. The saucer lands in front of the man's house and a small green alien emerges.

Human and alien exchange greetings, as you do, and the alien explains that he'd like to buy some Earth animals.

"How much for all your horses?" asks the alien.

The Native American thinks for a bit. He's worked hard to earn his ranch and animals but it would be nice to kick back and relax for a while... "One million," he says.

"Done." The alien hands over one million dollars and from his pocket takes a tiny horse. He places the horse on the ground and it imediately runs all over the land, opening its mouth and swallowing each and every horse there. It runs back to the alien, who pops it into his pocket again.

"Pretty neat trick," observes the man.

The alien nods. "How much for your cattle?"

"One million."

"Done." Money is handed over and this time, a tiny cow is placed on the ground. It runs all over the ranch, swallowing all the cattle. The alien picks it up and puts it into his pocket. "Thanks very much," he says, and turns to leave.

"Hey," says the man. "You wanna get your money back?"

The alien pauses, puzzled. "Maybe. What are you offering?"

"You got a tiny white man in your pocket?"

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Okay, so it's non-pc but it is funny...

Moonfeather

 

[Mark S]

lovely and subtle!

I like it

Maxine