These R Funny!!!!

[The White Shadow]

lol.................

 

[madel]

Half of hem were funny, I like the alphabet song and twinkle little star, gotta see if that works on people or am I just gullible

 

[dougieb1968]

I didn't.

 

[Sideillurce]

: .....

 

[Nathan Drake]

I laughed. =D

 

[Holy Smokes, Y!A Sucks!]

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money
to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?

I've always wondered that too :hmm:

 

[alteddyCrergy]

Can you cry under water?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..
but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven,
do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they
"slept like a baby"
when babies wake up l
ike every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, i
s it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have
a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which
no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there
a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can
make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while
Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money
to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn,
and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?
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Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid
when it's outside the hemisphere, b
ut call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when
you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?