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Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a
two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the
Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad
news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency
landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we
should be able to land on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued
and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane
lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks,
"Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then
asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto
loan to them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug. Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"
Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"
two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the
Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad
news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency
landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we
should be able to land on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued
and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane
lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks,
"Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then
asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto
loan to them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug. Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"
Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"