Things guys should know about FBSM

[Typical Conservative]

I haven't seen any posts from FBSM providers and since you guys post every little detail, whether it be good or bad, nice or rude, about us providers, I wanted to give you all a little insight from a FBSM provider....

1. FBSM does NOT equal escort. So when you ask for "extras" or "full service" from someone doing a body rub, it makes you look like someone who's looking for an escort experience at a body rub price. You look like a cheap pervert. I understand some girls do "extras" and fs, however, for those of us that don't, this is how you come off and it's really really gross and annoying.

2. Our nipples are as sensitive as your balls. Not every girl wants her nipples pulled, pinched, sucked excessively. Please handle our nipples with as much care as you would want us too with your nuts!!!

3. Guys, if you have any physical abnormalities (webbed toes, hunchback, excessive body hair), please warn your therapist FIRST. I know it may be embarrassing, but it's also embarrassing to see when you don't expect it! Much less expect to be rubbing on it!

4. I am not here to provide a GFE or to play text games or to be a phone sex operator. If you want someone to send sexy texts with back and forth, please get yourself a girlfriend or I'm sure there's escorts that do that. It's annoying when you're trying to book appointments and have to weed through numerous "sexts" just to get to the ones from guys who actually want to book an appointment.

5. There may be escorts that provide massages/bodyrubs and there might be spa providers that do fs, however NOT ALL OF US DO!!!!!!!!!! Please be respectful. If you are wanting more than a FBSM, please warn your provider when you call to make the appointment. It will save you lots of awkwardness later, trust me.

I can't wait to see how many of you guys respond to this being all defensive or calling me a bitch lmao. It's hilarious, yall can dish it out and talk MASSIVE amounts of BS about providers, but how does it feel to have one actually call y'all out????

On a side note, I love my job, I love *most of my clients, and I love working in Houston. I'm lucky that *most* of my clients are respectful, sweet, funny guys. However there are some of you, that almost ruin it for everybody else.

 

[Cienna]

wow

 

[maskedaprentice]

does a droopy nut sack qualify as a physical abnormality?

 

[Trini-HaitianGrl81]

 

[Brianna R]

You go girl !!!! Muahhhhh

 

[Pompal 09.]

OK

 

[Anna K.]

Jada Darling, please tell me what you consider an "extra"? Will you be offended if I offer to massage you, and tell you my signature massage is my mouth on your clitoris? Most of the RD gals are quite happy with this. Some near knock me over climbing up on the table and spreading'em. And I tip extra for indulging my "special need." I may be slightly sick (for sure not a PERVERT--ugh!), but I'm not cheap.

p.s. It'll make you smile, if not full tilt giggle!

 

[Beauty Guru]

Jada, I noticed you haven't got provider status yet. You may have missed it, but I wrote the review you requested. If I understand the rules correctly that should be all you need.

 

[KIWI TEE]

Jaida what did you think all the guy's that came to see you would be GQ models.
FBSM is a business and if you come off like a bitch during a session, bad reviews will follow and they will hurt your business.
Jaida learn how too post, you're in the wrong forum and this area is restricted too Hobbyist only...no provider's allowed.

 

[Abigail]

eh whatever, information is power. and if you do your homework on massageplanet there should be no akwardness. yeah im sure it would be awkward if you went into "Massage Envy" and got a big hardon from a 45 year old lady dressed professionally, but the places "we" go to we know "you all" put out. the "massage" is really courtesy thats not what were here for.

 

[__ii__]

smmfh............

 

[iTz moleman!]

Quote. Of. The. Year.

 

[simple]

Thanks for sharing. There's one off the list.

What's the rule about providers posting in these forums?

 

[McBraas]

Shouldn't this rant be in the womens LR or maybe coed? How does the OP know we post every little detail about FBSM providers here?....white knight white knight.

 

[sunnyD]

I'm not sure she knows what this board is about.......

 

[meow m]

Sure doesn't sound like someone who loves her job.

 

[Cov]

Since I've never been to a spa or anywhere else for a FBSM can someone tell me what exactly that is??

I just assumed if advertised FBSM it came with a happy ending???

 

[Quizzard]

Apparantly not with this delightful creature. You're supposed to pay her premium, disclose every detail about your physical appearance and simply enjoy her "sensual" massage. If you want more, you're a perv.

 

[Basit]

Jaida_So_Lovely, so I'm guessing CIM is out of the question?

NEXT!

 

[24 Char Left]

Oh, it comes with a happy ending. Just be cool and do not expect anything else. Ever.