Question Things that MPA or SP tells you

[burldude12]

There are things SP's and MPA's tells you during or after your sessions

- You have a nice body
- Burlington guys are nice and much nicer than Scarborough guys
- Your cum taste good
- I came twice
- so much cum, how old are you?
- you have a big cock

Others?

 

[not impressed]

There are things SP's and MPA's tells you during or after your sessions

- You have a nice body
- Burlington guys are nice and much nicer than Scarborough guys
- Your cum taste good
- I came twice
- so much cum, how old are you?
- you have a big cock

Others?

$$$

 

[Deleted member 101953]

Cum for me baby

Translation: Hurry the fuck up!

 

[OG_funguy]

Somewhat related...

Translating MPA talk...

Hi, my name is Suzie (translation: and also Sophie and Jessica and Coco and Kiki...) I have only been doing massage for 2 years (translation: well, 20 years if you include the places before) I only work here honey and no where else (translation: plus Mon at X, Tues at Y, Wed at Z, etc.) I am...

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[TheWhiteShadow]

There are things SP's and MPA's tells you during or after your sessions

- You have a nice body
- Burlington guys are nice and much nicer than Scarborough guys
- Your cum taste good
- I came twice
- so much cum, how old are you?
- you have a big cock

Others?

"so handsome boy"
"So strong"
"shhh just you baby"
And I believe every word they say!!!

 

[xtc27]

“”Your cock is so big! Much better than the Chinese guys. Their cocks are like toes!”

-heard this one 3 times several yrs apart, incl most recently f/ Marilyn @ Bellagio… who did no spa or sex work b4… so mebbe it’s in Chinese porn or something.

“Cum 4me baby!”

“Did you cum already?” … this one mystifies me… wouldn’t u notice the stuff cumming out the end, lady?

“I don’t normally do this, but I feel like we have a connection” … meanwhile 5 guys already DM me that she does it w everyone…

 

[BBFS Enjoyoor]

"Don't cum inside me baby I have another customer after you"

 

[xtc27]

"Don't cum inside me baby I have another customer after you"

Ok, ain’t heard that one … peculiar 2 yer sport I guess…

 

[not impressed]

“”Your cock is so big! Much better than the Chinese guys. Their cocks are like toes!”

-heard this one 3 times several yrs apart, incl most recently f/ Marilyn @ Bellagio… who did no spa or sex work b4… so mebbe it’s in Chinese porn or something.

“Cum 4me baby!”

“Did you cum already?” … this one mystifies me… wouldn’t u notice the stuff cumming out the end, lady?

“I don’t normally do this, but I feel like we have a connection” … meanwhile 5 guys already DM me that she does it w everyone…

Things we think but don’t say , but , should , I’ve had long conversations with myself after the session or whatever we call it , mostly..what the fuck did I just pay , I must be fucked up , I’ll never do that again …but ..

 

[burldude12]

"Don't cum inside me baby I have another customer after you"

How many handle do you have here? Just signed up and making stupid post?

This is adult conversation

 

[burldude12]

Things we think but don’t say , but , should , I’ve had long conversations with myself after the session or whatever we call it , mostly..what the fuck did I just pay , I must be fucked up , I’ll never do that again …but ..

They call this post nut clarity.

 

[xtc27]

Things we think but don’t say , but , should , I’ve had long conversations with myself after the session or whatever we call it , mostly..what the fuck did I just pay , I must be fucked up , I’ll never do that again …but ..

TBH… I luv this stuff… in my head, I’m laffing, it’s fine …

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

There are things SP's and MPA's tells you during or after your sessions

- You have a nice body
- Burlington guys are nice and much nicer than Scarborough guys
- Your cum taste good
- I came twice
- so much cum, how old are you?
- you have a big cock

Others?

Of all the lies they spew, the one truth that MPAs tell is that Burlington guys are much nicer than Scarberia guys. They mean it 100%.

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

"You're my favourite client."

Translation: You are until my next one.

 

[gottahobby]

"You're my favourite client."

Translation: You are until my next one.

That's the one I get. I guess because they can't believably tell me I have a big dick...

 

[BBFS Enjoyoor]

How many handle do you have here? Just signed up and making stupid post?

This is adult conversation

What's wrong buddy did I strike a nerve??

Ain't my fault hoes love me

I give it to them better than a 56 year old from Burlington

 

[not impressed]

Of all the lies they spew, the one truth that MPAs tell is that Burlington guys are much nicer than Scarberia guys. They mean it 100%.

Scarberians are not as gullible as burl dudes

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Don’t tell the mamasan I did that!

 

[Flyingfox]

Nice body - hitting the gym very often?

This reminds me of my gym days before COVID

 

[xtc27]

Nice body - hitting the gym very often?

This reminds me of my gym days before COVID

Delivery = key part… without batting an eye, like its totally the truth, they say this…. … this girl gotta future selling used cars when she quits the spa biz!

”This car’s just got 50,000 km on it! I swear on my mother’s grave!”