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Three men die in a car accident after indulging in too much Christmas spirit at a party. They all find themselves at the pearly gates, waiting to enter Heaven. On being greeted by the duty Angel they are told that, in order to be allowed in, they must present something "Christmassy"

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker , so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of knickers.

Confused at this last gesture , the angel asks him: "How do these represent Christmas?"

The man answers: "They're Carol's."
 
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