Things That Turn You Off At MPs

[Ladybugs]

What are the things that turn you off or are your pet peeves with MPAs?
The thing that turns me off at an MP is when I take too long to finish during the HJ and the MPA starts rolling her eyes. That type of response can be enough to turn me from hard to soft.

 

[Agent Shnully]

It is when the MPAs mention about their kids and their role as being the mother figure. If I have paid for an hour session I don

 

[Sgt. Kendra]

I know this sounds abit crazy, but what gets me is when the MPA seems to virtually ignore you after the session on the way to the front door. The best ones keep up the conversation, pay attention, may even give you a light kiss as you enter the 'real' world. Several MPA's that I've spent time with leave you at the front lobby completely ignoring your presence. Like, good riddance.
Is this attention too much to ask for. It keeps up the glow.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Things that turn me off (most already being said):

- Sessions ending too early. Yes the clock should start when she enters the room. A 1 hour session should last 75 minutes (5 minutes for me to shower and get ready, 60 minute session, 10 minutes afterwords to shower, cleanup and say goodbye).
- "Not being there attitude". Yes the attendant will physically be there but mentally and emotionally she should act like she's there as well. Eye contact is a key and Cameron is the best at that but not the only one. Whether they are great actresses or really like what they do this is a fantasy experience for us and for that to work they must make us believe they are having as much fun as we are. All the best attendants have learned this already.
- No coversation or too much talking. The attendant that doesn't say a word is a turn off as well as the one that never keeps quite. Talk is nice to build a rapport but it has to the right amount and on the right topics to make the session an experience. Nothing too personal either - this goes both ways.

 

[Dan Crop Asker]

Things that turn me off

- When you can hear the guy in the next room moaning extremely loud.

Things that turn me on

- When the MPA brings up her kids. Makes me realize I'm with a really hot mom. Nothing wrong with that.

- When Shauna tells me I remind her of her ex boyfriend Raif. Anytime you're mentioned in the same sentence as Raif, its a good thing.

- The sound the door at IT, when you open it. You know that "dehhhhhhnehhhhhhnehhhhhneeeeeh". It always makes me giddy.

-The taste of the imported still water at IT. It's very soothing.

-Calling to confirm appointments. Anytime I get to call IT makes me feel nicey.

- When I can hear the IT microwave. When I hear it I know that one of the girls is making herslef something yummy to eat, thus giving her the nourishment to deliver a great session.

-When Built Black Haired Guy puts on The Simpson's for me. He's very accomodating.

- Exchanging hello's with Built Blond Guy.

- The time I saw Samantha and Sharon eating egg whites. Just something about it made me think of Kiana's Flex appeal.

 

[Mitzy]

Paul,

Does that turn you on, or turn you off?

 

[leviathan74666]

SHA-WEET!!!

 

[LadyLea]

Just the thought of being huddled so closely under the table is turning me on. Let alone the factor of being "discovered" by Paul.

PS I agree with most of the "turn offs" been said, so far and none of them are really asking "too" much, I don't think.

 

[Defense Devil]

I get turned off at attendants that lie on the couch when you walk in the door, and wont even sit up to greet you. You know I want to at least check out their body, to see what's going on down there.

 

[nl_inc2000]

In addition to what have been mentioned:........

MPA that smells

MP that does not change the sheets

Filthy towel, shower or no shower at all

MPA who keeps answering the phone or the door........

MPA who cannot massage and talk at the same time, ( that means while you are talking to her , her hands stop moving)

 

[Itz shaquanda boo]

MPA's who don't attack me and shove their tongue down my throat, preceded by insistently sitting on my face and a combination there of ...

Well, it didn't turn me off ...

Don't mind me. I know you won't.

 

[Pompal 09.]

.....when the MPA attempts to insert her fist in my anus...

...it really really hurts...

 

[Rick A]

I gotta agree with wrong hole. With some MPA's I don't mind and in fact welcome it, if the chemistry is there, but YMMV as we all know only too well.

I hate it when after you tell them, "no", they somehow read that as it's ok to attempt a sneak attack violation of our orifices ...

 

[Bandit]

I also hate it when they seem to think the entire session should consist of chasing me around the room. I'm human too and need to ease into things ...

 

[Propane Cylinder]

Cling ons, may be something some fellows find a bit of a turn off.

 

[Caprikorn]

and no, I do not want to meet you in a hotel or date you. I'm a client ... helloooooo !?!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hate it when they still charge full donation after I gave them full body massage and made them c*m.

 

[funny girl]

I hate it when they forget the phoney name I gave them. I hate it even more when I forget which phoney name I used. But I hate it the most when they use my real name by mistake.

V12

 

[Stagnant Wishes]

...you use a name???

....I just grunt....

 

[PeterJohnson]

Hate it when the owner was the ONLY clock-watcher at the MP