Things to ponder....

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[ol][*]I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.[*]Gardening Rule:
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.[*]The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.[*]Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.[*]There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.[*]Life is sexually transmitted.[*]An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.[*]If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"[*]Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.[*]The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.[*]Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.[*]Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.[*]Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.[*]Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?[*]Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.[*]All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.[*]Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?[*]In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.[*]How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?[*]Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. However, I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. [/ol]
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