This is a good one!..tell me what you think these jokes!

[Malia]

Lol Lol Lol :clap​

 

[haeunberry]

it was funny.

 

[neworleansdeborah]

Sooooo not funny and a lil racist to

 

[Cheetah]

lmaao _____

 

[raised by chimpz!!!]

AHEM :O

the vodka is funny but yew first jokes werent

kay that was mean SORREH!

oh well

buhbii

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More jokes!

1) DOUBLE VODKA

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six
double vodka."
The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same
drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came
back,
"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six
double vodkas.
The bartender said "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."

2)
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is
having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The
next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful
redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband
jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're
next!"

3) Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

4)A salesman rang the doorbell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home.

Johnny said, "Yes."
The salesman said, "Well, can I see him please?"
Johnny snickered and said, "No, he is in the shower."
Then the salesman asked if his mother was at home.
Johnny said, "Yes."
The salesman said, "Well can I see her?"
Johnny snickered again and said, "No, she's in the shower too."
The salesman then asked, "Do you think they will be out soon?"
Johnny laughed this time and said "No."
The salesman asked, "Why?"
"Well", Johnny said, "when my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him some Super Glue."

5) How do you circumsice a redneck?...........................

Answer: Kick his Sister in the chin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Well Tell me what you think of these jokes!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[moniquebaby]

No email addys are supposed to be posted in forums so, I removed them. Since Hardcore isn't on. Anyways if they want to email you they can pm you for your email address.

 

[DoubleBlessings]

The fact that it was funny or not i dont think it was appropriate.. Also you're not allowed to post your e-mails in the open forum.

 

[meanolmaw]

When you have to explain the joke it means you never got it when you seen it.
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[James Grays]

..................lol

 

[manny k.]

bhahahahahahahahaha

 

[legionfalls]

: : :


i pissed myself laughing lolol. its so funny cause its so true .

 

[ratatouillewoo]

1) What do women and tampons have in common?......

Answer: Their both stuck up ****s!...lol

2) What do tornados and women have in common?......

Answer: At first theirs a lot of suckin' and Blowin' and then you loes your house!...lol

3)What do you call a man who ejackulates on an airplane?.....

Answer: A High-Jacker.......lol get it...High jacking,,,,lol


well send me a email telling me what you think.....im cowboymike...or email me at or yall!