tiger-they just keep coming-no pun intended

[MissNewmarketSalsa]

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
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Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
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She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
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Because of a bimbo's phone number found on his blackberry.
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He'd been cheating on poor little Elin,
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And as each day went by another came out telling.
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He'd been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
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On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
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Reviewom the top of the world to above the fold,
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Tiger's ever more sordid tale, it was told.
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With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
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And when he wasn't hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
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He crashed his Caddy, but didn't call OnStar,
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Yet he played "spank me daddy" with a skanky old porn star.
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He's been naughty, so with Santa he hasn't a chance,
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Except a hunk of coal matching the lump in his pants..
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But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
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Tiger's wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden .
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And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
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If you're going to get laid, then I'm going to get paid.
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Now she's not pouting, in fact she's of good cheer,
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Because her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.

 

[Venkat]

Who is Tiger, I thought he changed his name to Cheetah!

 

[lolaloveschachi]

I just loved it...thanks Renegade!
Yes, they keep cumming as Tiger (or Cheetah) did!!!!!
ha, ha, ha