Tiger Woods

[Apricot Girl]

A few good onelines about all this tiger woods siilyness...

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

 

[Xzara]

Lol! True though.

 

[wuffer]

I would like to dedicate this song to Mr.Woods..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMNzF9i8e4k

 

[Pompal 09.]

http://ca.yahoo.com/s/1008511

 

[Brigitte]

here,s a few more
The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5."
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> Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.
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> What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
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> Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
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> What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing
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> Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
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> Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
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> Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah
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> Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
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> Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way.
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> Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!
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> Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
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> Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
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> Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.
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[Melly<3]

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? Santa stop's at three Ho's!
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[Pompal 09.]

They are all good I do like the one where Santa stops at 3 ho's!!!
Poor Tiger he is just doing what allot of men do he just got caught,
should of called a escort and left the bar girls alone!!
Silly Silly man

 

[Lisa V]

you said it Leah!

 

[Misc Tech Advice]

It's time for a Little Johnny update.

It's the last day of school before the Xmas holidays and the teacher says:
"If you can tell me who said this you can go early."

Johnny is excited cause he doesn't like school.

Teacher says "Who said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.?"

Before Johnny can react Erin puts up her hand and blurts out "John F Kennedy"

"That's right Erin, you can go home early."

Johnny is irritated cause he can hardly wait to get out of class.

Next teacher says, "Who said, "I have a dream?"

Kate puts up her hand before Johnny can react and says "Martin Luther King."

"That's right Kate you can go home early" says teacher.

Johnny is angry cause he really wants to go home early.

Next teacher says, "Who said " Four score and...."

"Abraham Lincoln," blurts out Cindy.

"Right," says teach, "you go home early too, Cindy.

Teacher turns her back to walk up to her desk and Johnny says "I wish these bitches would shut up!"

Teacher whirls around and says "Who said that?"

"Tiger Woods, now can I go home!?" says Johnny.