Time to brag.

[Office Monkey]

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue :neutral:

 

[Blah B]

I can pick my nose with my eyes closed.

 

[Dr.Lief]

Me too! arty:

We need a standardized method to measure tongue length, perhaps starting at the teeth?

 

[ashley.]

[video=youtube;mkHJjiyvTmI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkHJjiyvTmI&feature=related[/video]:666:

 

[DeathCube K]

I can swim underwater for just under two minutes.

 

[Enjoy Life]

I can smell when the snow is coming :whip:

 

[Geoff The Phantom Skier]

I can clear a room with one pffffft!

 

[julietpro60]

I can lick my eyebrows

 

[bubblegirl]

Excellent but can you do that with a strip of bacon in your mouth?:

 

[CandM]

I can will myself to come whenever I want. So far five minutes is my record. :shock:

 

[squidgetpj]

You can tie me in knots and stem my cherry any time you want, Miss Melanie.

 

[julietpro60]

dont forget to ask her to give u a nice hug

 

[~Nikki~ choke it]

I always get my way only because I take care of my friends.

 

[Tom N]

Man... you guys are talented! :tongue:

Oh and Miss Melanie? Mrs. CG can do that too.

Funny story: shortly after we started dating, Mrs. CG and I happened to be at a club and who shows up... but my Ex-GF. Well Mrs. CG decided she was going to really put on a show for her benefit! Started groping me, grabbing my ass, kissing me, nibbling my ear and generally fawning over me and such, it was real fun. At one point she takes the cherry from her drink and feeds it to me right- then puts the stem in her mouth a ties a knot with it using only her tongue etc, then pulls it out to show me! The EX-GF could see EVERYTHING! LOL

The next morning I rec'd a 5:00 am wake-up call. LOL It was the Ex-GF, she said only 4 words: "You're a real dickhead!" but she didn't hang up.

I just said: "oh you wanna talk to my new girl friend- she's laying right here beside me if you wanna complain." chuckle...

Then I heard the click! :shock:

Anyways, I can't do any of those things... but I can do this:

 

[Smile <3 MJ]

Yes and tie the bacon in a knot while doing it.

 

[Milky-Joe]

Man you are one lucky SOAB

 

[MitchellHill]

I concur...bu t I dont want to be tied up with those handcuffs...i want my arms/hands to roam freely...beside i need to hug those women...

 

[DrCorrosion]

There are benefits to BOTH options!

 

[Les]

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[Zamarus]

IMPOSSIBLE....