To Much Time On MP.net?

[Mark]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

Seeing as the "To much time at HFH" thread was such a blast, let's try;

How you know you are spending to much time on the massageplanet.net site.

1. You issue an inter office memo at work and find yourself signing your massageplanet.net "Handle" to the bottom line.

2. You look around suspiciously, wondering if that guy or that guy is a massageplanet.net member.

Have fun

Jazzman.

 

[Kellie N]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

How about...

1) You check out your clock & realize you've wasted half a day,
2) its now lunch time,
3) you got no work done today so far,
4) you are sporting a woody, so you can't go to the phoocopier
5) you're trying to figure out how to squeeze-in an MP visit between your afternoon client calls,

on and on....

or all the above.


B.

 

[Mamma of 3]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

Originally posted by Northred
8) www.massageplanet.net.ca is your browsers home page

Isn't everyones?

Jazzman

 

[Mando]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

Its so frustrating when work seems to get in the way

 

[maran subramaniam]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

10. Thanks to massageplanet.net you consider yourself an internet celeberty.

9. You narrowed this list from 514 to 10.

8. Every Philipino waiter you come across you ask if there Rusty

7. You understand Pinzabols posts

6. You spent more time on this list then writting your mid-term.

5. You consider arguing with escorts on the internet a form of foreplay.

4. All of your knowledge on Canadian politics comes from the lounge.

3. You consider taking a typing course to participate more effectively on erChat.

2. You have an imaginary girlfriend on massageplanet.net.

1. You post about wrestling on a Adult escort review board.

 

[RebekahKaye]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

ROTFLMAO! All my girlfriend experiences are because of massageplanet.net.

I really have to sign up for # 3. and #5 is the ONLY way to get my motor hummin'

Does anyone have the special edition commemorative HFH party T-shirt autographed by Rusty? I would pay top dollar for that one, it's gonna become a collectors item.

Welcome to massageplanet.net University! Get an education and your entertainment all at the same time.

Hey 2sexxxy pass the wobbly pops!

 

[Pop]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

Monkeylove,

It would be my pleasure to give you that shirt in which I autographed with my vomit and the beer that trickled out of my mouth right before I passed out in the car. When I drop by tommorrow for our nooner together I'll give it to you.


Brian,

Excellent list. Here's a few to add to your's

11) You are at school and the only reason you want to go home is to see what new threads have been started on massageplanet.net.

12) You've re named your family pet "massageplanet.netie"

 

[dyingatheist]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

When you minimize the massageplanet.net web site it leaves the Internet Explorer Icon on the Task-Bar-Menu that say's Toronto Escort Revie...

Nothing like Minimizing the window and then having someone noticed something was minimized and reading (Toronto Escort Revie...) and knowing you have a minimized window about Escorts hahaha

Suggestion
Change:
Toronto Escort Review Board - Reply to Topic

To:
massageplanet.net.ca Review Board - Reply to Topic

This might help some of us not get into embarassing moments like me and my friends at work haha
If someone else thinks this is a good idea, please forward to massageplanet.net Admin.

 

[Natascha]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

1) Your computer goes down at work and you get excited when they say someone from "IT" will be over right away to make everything better.

2) On massageplanet.net's front page where it says over 500,000 hits a day you know that you're responsible for at least half of that.

 

[THEFUNGI]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

Everytime we have a discussion at work about "IT issues" I think of Alexis and realize that I really DO have IT issues.

 

[glownatural]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

When you get home from work or a night out... the first thing you do is turn on your 'puter & log on to massageplanet.net before you even turn on the lights or do anything else. lmao.

 

[lola1234]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

After you come out of a business meeting, you told your subordinates that the encounter was rushed, uninspiring and mechanical. The end result was not satisfying and you will not repeat. All the upcoming appointments will be rescheduled until you hear a number of favourable reviews from others.

 

[NaTuReS BeAuTy]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

You spend to much time on the board when........


You start coming to the board as an escort and become a hobbyist some how along the way.

 

[qwerqwer]

To Much Time On massageplanet.net ?

ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for the chuckles on this Friday!!

1. When you log into massageplanet.net and it reports the last time you visited and it has only been a span of 10 mins (sometimes less lol)

2. When you reread a thread twenty times just in case you missed something (or wait for the next post to be written)

3. When you seriously realize your only friends are massageplanet.net members

4. When you know everything about everybody and never met them in person


I would have to agree with all the other reasons as well...omg!!

Ciao
Love Faith