Your never going to get a date dude!
If your going to hack on the girls, it has to be done with flair!
For example:::::::
Why did cavemen drag cavewomen around by the hair?
Cause if you drag them around by the feet, they FILL UP WITH ROCKS!
Why did God give women legs?
So they wouldn't leave snail tracks on linoleum floors.
Why are womens orofices so close together?
So when they get drunk, you can carry them home like a 6-pack
Whats the surest way to piss off your old lady during s-x?
Call her up and tell her about it!
Why do they call it PMS?
Cause mad cow disease was already taken!
And just so you ladies dont get tooo pissed off.......
Why are us men so narrow minded?
Cause we spend our whole life looking out that little hole in our d-ck!!