To Shave or Not To Shave

[answer man]

Ok, we've discussed shaving the pubes in the past.
What about the BUTT CHEEK CRACK??

Now, everyone has hair in their cheeks, but who shaves
them?

I asked an MPA last night, and she said a lot of people
don't shave.

Think about this:
You're lying on your stomach, and the MPA is
massaging your butt, and all of a sudden a sharp
pain comes, why? because she yanks on a hair by accident,
how embarrassing and painful!

So who shaves?

 

[MrsB]

Who has the time to think about these things???

And WHY>>>???????

 

[Wendy]

Just shave the pubes how cares about the butt. Do the MPA complain about it?

 

[irish83]

I would not recommend shaving your ass~!

However, if you really want to be like a porn star you might consider Neet.
No stuble no itch and it last longer. If you feel really brave, why not get it WAXED!

Of course I want to be in the next room to hear you scream when you get the waxing.....hehe.

 

[mabisking26]

Hey, I do it. MPA's (and my GF) appreciate it, and I like the clean thing going on, you know?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Why not hire a gerbal to gnaw the a-hole hair for you? Man, sorry this thread gets 2 tumbs down. Who in their right mind even cares about the back door beard?

 

[jlyn]

personally, i corn-braid mine.

 

[salima_guriya]

I'm so lazy/busy(??) I can barely find the time to shave my face. Anybody who has enough time to shave his ass daily needs to get a job.

 

[mech]

This thread is really too funny.

Some people really do have too much time on their hands or is it hair on their cheeks?

 

[timmy7]

I put a little gell on my ass hair and make the hair stand up like Alfalfa

 

[fox]

Come to think of it, it would grow back
like a Chia Pet.

 

[Maricella Sierra]

Shaving your ass ..... LOL!!

I can imagine the next thread: buying mini T-Shirts for the little guy and what should the T-shirt say

Tito "Slave to Little Tito" Santana

 

[Pompal 09.]

haha yea actually I bought my little guy a tshirt..

can anyone suggest a good pear of trousers for my balls?

 

[~A.Michelle~ M]

May I suggest Bartlett's, they are excellent pears, and they may give you the appearance of BIG balls.

All kidding aside, Why not get a trenchcoat to cover both i.e. Pee Wee Herman.

 

[Kim]

Oil Please,

Like the childrens joke I have a flock of bunnies at the house and I use a new one every day. Shit doesn't stick to fur and hence it doesn't sick to my ASSHAIR!

Chivas

 

[Latina<3]

Shaving or using a hair remover will leave you open to the serious itch and possibility of ingrown hairs (and that is much worse than the itch).

Using a trimmer (electric is best) you can trim down to less than a millimeter of hair. This will also allow you to trim the complete groin area including the back of your balls and you butt crack.

The real advantage is that it is almost as close as a shave but there is no itching or ingrown hairs to deal with.

Remember to keep the trimmer clean between uses (I use alcohol and oil after each use) otherwise it will start to stink and it will also start to stick (Ouch!!).

Enjoy!

 

[Los Ojos]

LOL!!!!

 

[gia]

This thread is definitely over the top!!


Now that the weather is getting colder, I've started to wear a fur-lined jock strap....

I call it:

Ball-to-Ball carpeting

Gotta keep my boys warm....

Hee-Hee

 

[JobHunting2010.org]

Hey Al, where can i get me one of those...I waxed last week and man is it coollddd this morning. I think I will have to rub me throat to get the boys to drop. The ball to ball carpeting will keep 'em warm til the thatch grows back!!

LMAO Chivas

 

[TillieDillie]

You can buy one at the L.C.B.O. (Little Cold Balls Organizer) store.

ROTFLMAO

AL COHOL