Today's Chuckle

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A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
mpter much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded so would his paycheck.

mpter 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary.
A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost?

mpter listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose Reviewom his chair and spoke,
'Children are a gift Reviewom God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us.'
Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her Reviewail voice,
'Rain is also a gift Reviewom God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers..'

The entire congregation said, 'Amen.'