TOFTT - Cloud 9 Bodycare - Yumi

[Jushkie]

I was out and about in the Burnaby area this afternoon and was feeling a little adventurous. I passed by a SW on Kingsway and thought "not that adventurous", although she wasn't bad looking. I'd seen Cloud 9 Bodycare on Hastings in Burnaby advertised, but haven't seen a review of the place or any of the girls you work there - time to TOFTT.

Called ahead and was told how to find the place and that an appointment wasn't necessary. Back entrance is sort of discrete but next to a few other businesses. I was greeted by Yumi a very attractive Japanese / Canadian woman - I'd guess early 20's. I was quoted .3 for 30 min and .6 for the hour of massage. Yumi was the only girl available, but there were too occupied rooms.

The place: Is pretty nice inside. The 2 rooms I saw are small, but have shower stalls and a massage table. All in all, its no Fox Den but its nicer than BBC.

Went with Yumi for 30 minutes. She massaged me for a while (maybe 15 min) - it wasn't bad, quite relaxing before we got to negotiating for extras. She was very unclear about what I should expect for my "tip", but we settled on $$ for "fun". She undresses (very good looking), covers my johnson and starts giving a HJ. Fondling her firm, natural (I'm pretty sure) breasts was no problem, but no digits or even touching "down there".

HJ progresses quickly to a respectable CBJ, and then she starts asking is I'm gonna cum soon. "S&*T!" I think, I guess this is as good as my "fun" is gonna get. After trying to negotiate for more (no additional service was offered for extra $) At his point, I figured I might a well get it over with and get going.

Had a shower and on my way out met Emily - also quite attractive. I'd call her a girl next door type. Was told by Yumi that I should make an appointment with her and come back again for "more for less". Don't know if I believe that.

Overall, the place is decent but I think the value for money was not so great. $$.3 for CBJ and not much else. The place could be decent if they went to fixed rates for FS. Oh yeah and if they get rid of the fruity scented soap in the shower stalls - I think most guys will agree with me: I don't want to smell like coconut and strawberry after I leave a massage studio.

As for Yumi.. the numbers

L:9.5 - great hard body and fantastic, apparently naturals tits
S: 5 - I think my description above is clear
A: 6 not much of a conversationalist, but she was alright

Repeat: With Yumi, not likely. At Cloud 9 maybe if I hear other, better stories from other eforum.xxxsters.

Well that's it. Hope that was useful

 

[D.MackinAllDay[:]

wow. Too much $$.3. I think there are many MP's where you will find descent girls for less money. What a rip off. Try Prosper City.

 

[David G]

What about decent girls?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for the review Orb, I was heading that way today, but decided to leave it for another time, but now I'm sure glad I read your review, that is why I kind of shy away from places like c9, cleo's etc, it's always the upsell, and if there is no upsell then it's the" pay the cash, look at my body while you get off and when your done, wake me up", kind of thing.
What we need is , young blondes, hard bodies, that have spent 6 months with an asian trainer for service, now that would be great.
P..................................

 

[Pompal 09.]

Total rip off IMO
$.40 will get you all inclusive at most AMP's these days call them back and bitch or do some research here ?? Good on you to give the other novices a heads up though .

 

[abdolzo]

Wired, you mean micros don't you?

Amps (Asian massage parlours),
usually charge $.40 or more for fs and room fee on top of that.
Except for a couple of them.

.............QM'r

 

[Sacha Redux]

I am pretty sure Prosper has an all inclusive price and some others i have read here?

 

[Mary Jane]

Amen to that!!!

I'm not really into the AMPs - if only we had it more like Edmonton. $$.2 will get you fixed rate FS (non GFE) in a nice place with a great girl. I know of 3 great MPs there and I'm know there are more. Too bad I only get up there once every month or so.

I think I'll stick to the indys while I'm at home.