Ad in the back pages massage section of GS reads - Jenny, pretty Chinese girl, 22yrs 92lbs relaxation massage 604 339 6807. Sounds ok so I phone for info. Located at W12th/Columbia, no fs but massage,hj and cbj for $80. Sounds good so I go visit. The 22yrs looks more like 30 something with some thickening around the middle but not too awful in the looks department. Money now! she says. Oh, oh I think, this is not a good sign of a good attitude here but I chalk it up to the very limited language skills. Wrong! She undresses and gives me a bad massage, bad cbj and bad hj. All rushed and she answered several phone calls in Chinese while giving me a massage. The last call was in English and I hear the guy say "I'll be there in 5 minutes". Wtf I think. The hj is happening (I gave up on the bad cbj + teeth job) as she is speaking to this guy. I concentrate and manage to shoot my load and the doorbell rings as I head for the shower. Would I repeat? No way. Would I recommend? No way. Would I TOFTT again? Sure. I love the challenge of exploring the unknown and there are hidden gems out there among the bad experiences.