TOFTT - Ready 4 a HOT Intimate MMMassage

[Flyer_lower]

Well... Lucy is out of town, so what is a guy to do? Scanned craigslist, and saw this some time ago:

http://victoria.craigslist.ca/ers/534012815.html


Hi Guys.... Are you looking for that fabulous massage at the end of your day? I love to rub and I am ready to please. Very private, clean location.

I am 5'9" with long legs, lean body, red hair and green eyes.

******I am only available between 6:00 pm and 10:00 pm*****

To book with me, call me now, I'm waiting for U.

So, I make a call and it's 70 HH, 130 H. Made an appt for a half.

Knock on the door. It opens, a rather plain gal standing there. The next thing that hits me is the place is a dump. Basement suite, clutter ALL over so WTF is with the private, clean location? Anyways, I'm in the door, figuring I'm only risking 3 greens and a purple. Sit on the sofa in the very small living room, she says she's going to go change. Comes back with a see-through top on and nothing else. She then proceeds to lay a blanket on the floor. My figuring here is that maybe I don't really want to be here, but then again, the little head takes charge (and which of us guys have not said THAT before!). So, on my stomach, a LAME backrub with baby oil, then after 15 mins the flip, and she goes to work on the Johnson. Now, I have to admit, she was good in this department, kept it feeling very very good for quite a while without bringing on the ending. She allowed hands on the breasts, which were quite nice, and also digits inside. However, what really got me was that as she was doing her work, she was focussed 80% on the TV, which was about 3 feet from her face. Gave me the impression she couldn't give a shit if I was there or not. Every couple of minutes or so a little encouragement or a sexy comment to maybe aimed at keeping my mind in things, I dunno. So, after the release... off she goes to the bathroom, carrying most of my offering in a cupped hand. Comes back with a roll of toilet paper for me to clean up with. And some of you guys were complaining about a stack of clean towels beside the massage table in previous posts!!!

By this point, does anyone really want me to go with the old L/A/S rating, and should there be any doubt in anyone's mind if I will repeat???

 

[balloon molly]

Sounds like a definite repeat...maybe even luv at first wank!

 

[Jim Halpert]

Craiglist ad. Escort watching T.V. three feet away while wanking your johnson
Wonder if it was re-runs of I love Lucy I can see how she made you feel like Gomer Pile. I wish you better luck sticking with the tried and true

 

[Capn Jack]

and i don't blame the guy for toftt.she sounds nice and cute over the phone.we talked for about 10 minutes.she said she'd send me pictures of herself but never did so i went and saw someone else instead.
i mean she should at at least use a bed.on the floor....couldn't have been very comfortable.tv.nail in the coffin.

 

[rayt721]

An HJ in front of the TV...

If it was during the playoffs....OK fine. Even preferred.
If it's while watching Jeopardy or the Soaps....err no.

 

[Ad astra]

What's Turkish for THANKS DAD! ?

http://www.youporn.com/watch/117917

 

[Tayler F]

Sidewinder, WTF were you searching for when you found this video???

 

[Macks]

I was trolling youporn.com again yesterday and punched in a search for "Sex with Daddy," incest being an activity that the entire family can enjoy...just kidding...

Really these days the only porno sites I cruise or participate in are youporn.com and eforum.xxx. There's just no point in searching high and low for 10 second clips of whatever on commercial porn sites when you can enjoy everything up to pretty near full length movies from all over the world for free there...that vid reminded me of stuff we used to see in the 70's or 80's when commercial porn still had a certain amount of innocence to it.

And I do kind of like the fact that in all these other cultures there isn't such a fixation on what shape of body a woman is "supposed" to have, and curves, bigger bellies and even pubic hair are all natural.

The them of that Turkish movie made me kind of wistful. If only when I was a young lad starting out, my dad or someone else close to me could have turned me loose in a nice, safe and fun brothel situation, I would have been a much happier duck as an adolescent and young adult.

Now here I am, trapped in this 55 year old body, doing my best to make up for lost time. Isn't easy.

 

[Blondie.]

It's just a re-working of the old plumber visits the housewife gag in Brazilian Portuguese.

I think the management at CCE, SU and CA should really give consideration to hiring the co-star of this flick.

What a hottie!!!

http://www.youporn.com/watch/121100