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[DukeofDixie]

Okay I was browsing for new massage (R&T) providers.
Thought I would try this one in the theraputic section of CL (there are a lot of R&T's there)
I didn't even care if I got a tug, just like sometimes a good massage with some sensuality

So I eyed this one 48th and main Van (sasha)

Pretty asian girls etc etc

Okay sounds like an R&T to me, so I set up a time
got there
got in the building... hmmm
Walk into the door, and am greeted by a dumbfounded non english speaking grandma of someone.
Then this other "lady" (I use the term loosely) with greased up arms, who does speak english, and she's explaining how she tried to call me and rebook for 1 hour later.

I am thinking good f%^$king thing. She's got such an ugly mug that she makes gap-tooth anita look gorgeous.

I am not sure what the litmus test is for 'pretty asian girls' but at this place it means; if they ain't dead yet, then they must be pretty!
Who knows, maybe the old one has parkinsons and the shaky hands might rub one out quick!

-oh yeah, in case you're wondering I DID NOT opt to come back at a later time

 

[Baby Girl]

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Too funny, thanks for the heads up. Pretty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

 

[HisPrincess]

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Don't be fooled by your first impresions, when this place first opened I was probably one of the first in line, as I always try to be when new places open ( spas / Salons, clinics etc.), and had the pleasure of one of the most attractive attendents I have come accross, not a pro which was good , and the price tips included for the service was 50. I always laugh when I read reviews from individuals who through lack of experience make stupid remarks about places without first testing them out first. Learn to ask questions, their might have been a gem somewhere out of your sight. Rookies!

 

[geeksball]

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We all try to look for the proverbial gem, but moving beyond first impressions can be challenging LOL

 

[Clare.]

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Please let us know how good granny rubs one out

 

[happy_riff]

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"Greased up arms..."

Christ! That scares the shit out of me!

 

[Pompal 09.]

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Hmmm, I seem to have missed that review Hedgehog1. Can you assist me in finding it?


Everyone is a rookie at some point so instead of laughing and showing contempt why wouldn't guide them a little?