TOFTT: sort of?!

[John-Musca]

I had read a few reviews on Sunny & Maggie; and for the most part they were reasonably favourable.
I phoned the number, and was greeted by a very young sounding girl. She said she was new, and her name was Linda. I asked a few questions, and began to envision what a session with Linda might be like.
I could not go out right away, as I had something to do first. When I had completed my task, I called back and Linda answered again; I got the location, buzzer info. etc. and drove out there. Tapped on the door, and was ushered in by a very hot looking girl (early to mid twenties), she took my hand and started to lead me down the short hall, someone comes out of the bathroom, and she swings us around, and heads back to the door, asks me to remove my shoes, and when the other patron has entered his room, she leaves me and goes into that room.
Another woman enters, and beckons me to another room, I enter, and standing in the middle of the room is a rather shy looking girl (Linda).
We go through intrductions, and I get undressed, lay face down on the table, and start to receive: (what can only be described as): the second worst massage I've ever had. It started with a large towel draped over my back-side, and her massaging through this towel. After about 10 minutes she removes the towel, and I'm thinking oh boy here we go! [not so fast Keemosabe] the massage continues for another 10 minutes, [but with oil and actual touching of her naked hands to my back. At no point through the first 20 minutes did she even get close to any of my exciting body parts. (exciting to me anyway)
Requested flip, and I think you can pretty much imagine that my stiff member is MIA; she trys to revive him, and gets enough of a reaction, that she stuffs a condom on me and starts the bj. As my already withered dick starts to wither further, she suggests a handjob finish, almost pleadingly I say yes. [thinking to myself], lets just get this over so I can leave and try to exsponge this from my memory.
She started to work so quickly, that if there had been paper present, she would have started a fire.
Finally the blessed moment, and I get up immediately, cleaning myself off as I got dressed. As I get dressed she wants to talk, and starts asking me questions; but her english is not very good, so I'm sort of not listening; but then I hear her say (could I give her a tip). I ask her to please repeat the question; and yes I was right, she asked for a tip. Keep in mind that I already gave her $1. for the worst massage, bj, and hj of my entire life. My response? maybe the next time I come here. (I feel better)
(BJH) in case you're still wondering if she sucks good cock?! this would be so far below your standards, you'd have to look up to see the basement.
L-5
S-1
A-3
(ability, sensuality, sexyness) -1: that's not a dash that's a minus.

the girl that greeted me at the door, I think her name was Misha or Mishka, and she looked like a great time; reminded me of Pinky, several years ago. Am I going back to see Mishka, not a chance in hell, because I might end up with Linda.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for the review KK. I was planning on seeing her, so you saved me some money.