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[selena luvz you x]

Ladies.....Finally someone speaks out
Hey ladies.......thought I would do a particular client review then decided to do a hint thread for all the pooners out there that need a little help down there:
1:Keep your hair short no one wants to floss their teeth.....Its quit gross actually.
2:Soap is used for washing rinsing off with just water does not make you clean or fresh....if you want us to pretend we are having fun make it easier and try not to smell like a farm animal....Hey wash your feet too cuz you had those shoes on all day....
3:Hey if your not circumsized pull the skin back and clean it, if you do not do
this daily the smell is enough to make us wanna puke,not to mention the yellow and white gobs that begin to form.....Cleaning this shit is not is not in our job description........
4:your ass area needs to be washed daily....Ladies how many clients do you see that smell like straight up shit even after they shower????Fellas I am not joking...Put soap on facecloth with water and proceed to scrub your actual ass crack....Water does not cut it alone....I seriously do not understand how a man in fancy suit can smell soo bad........
5:if you suffer from halitosis (which many of you do)breath mints and gum can help momentarily,sometimes yall smell like you just had a dick in your mouth...
6:If you have been drinking then please opt for hj as none of us sps really wanna play with your limp dick for an hour.......
7:Again I will go back to hygiene you also need to wash your genitals paying special attention to your dick and balls.....when they are neglected they begin to smell like a wet shower curtain... If you wash with soap and water and the smell persists you should seek medical attention.....
Okay gentlemen I could go on but I think those are enough lessons for today....Unlike sps you cannot handle the truth....Hope some of you take heed and make our lives a whole lot easier.....No other sps have balls to say all this cuz they are kissing your asses to try and make money on here.......But trust me we do all think it.....
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[Pompal 09.]

Right on, actually this has been said before, but I am sure every guy thinks that he is the sexest thing that's walk thru your doors.

I expect my sp's to be clean, and therefore I have to be clean as well. I spend a fair bit of time cleaning up just before my visit, trimming, washing and yes washing right up the crack and even the hole....I want to be the best I can be because, I expect her to enjoy herself too

 

[SweetasanAngel]

You are no doubt correct my friend......Maybe seems surreyish but I am in no way affiliated to surrey......

 

[pictureperfect]

Ever wonder why so many guys prefer the girls in the Micros? They take things in hand and solve this problem for themselves. Can't beat a shared shower with a little cutie. You might think about doing this yourself, might increase business.

And, they do this for a whole lot less money, and with less attitude.

 

[My_Babies_Mommy]

Part of my routine when visiting a body rub (whether it be an independent or an establishment...is the pre-shower)...I take great pains to wash..even if I have had a shower 1/2 an hour before going there...maybe it's a personal thing...figure someone might want to stick there tongue down there..want to be squeeky clean...having said that...I have found too few providers seem to want to take the same consideration...nothing worse than wanting to go down on someone...only to encounter the smell of pee,bits of toilet paper...or worse.
Anna in Surrey is one provider who I could spend hours (DATY and DATO), she was always clean and fresh...and delicious.
So girls...if your client requests to take a shower...encourage it, join him, even if it is standing outside the shower, take it by the hand, soap it up, stick it in, wiggle it around...and he is going to love you for it...or course the reverse is true...if you have to use the biffy before he arrives....give yourself a quick wash as well...we will all be happy for it...

 

[heathbrok96]

Actually sfmike my business is in no need of an increase......I actually very rarely see new clients.....All things considered you know nothing about my attitude,Just cuz a sp wants to play on your level you think I have attitude???Thats ridiculous...... You would be surprised what we have to deal with........And we do not have a review board that we use to disrespect you guys in anyway......Maybe we should start one.....

 

[FREE ARIZONA RB-1070]

Lol, great post blondgirl.....I love it!!!

 

[natesando]

well i do agree with you blondegirl 100% on the hygene subject, and you are very correct that some members take things a bit too personal. i find sometimes men can be more sensative than women..especially in the appearance department, which is why you may recieve slander on your post. perhaps it did come off as attitude, but guys..you really have no idea what sp's have to deal with. forget the sob story..but really there are some men that just have no regard for their hygene, or what we may think/smell when seeing them. (thank you to the one's who do take theirs into consideration*)

its unfortunate that some guys have hygene problems..but i think its a good reminder for ALL sp's and pooners to arrive/present themselves washed, and squeaky clean.

i wash my bum crack twice sometimes three times a day and i enjoy every minute of it lol ​

 

[Stealth_Assasination]

ITS A GOOD THING I AM EXPENSIVE AND NOT FREE THEN EH????? AND ACTUALLY YOU COULDNT SEE ME IF YOU PAID......I AM AT A PLACE WHERE I CAN PICK AND CHOOSE WHOM I SEE.......AND I DO NOT DISRESPECT MYSELF BY SPENDING MY PRECIOUS TIME WITH AN IDIOT.......EVERY HOUR IS ONE I CANT GET BACK AND ALL THE LADIES KNOW RULE NUMBER1 IS NOT ALL MONEY IS GOOD MONEY........AGAIN LUBE ITS GREAT TO DOG PEOPLE WHEN YOUR A FACELESS MORON ON A WEBSITE........TOO BAD MOST SPs DO NOT HAVE THAT PRIVELEGE.........OH YEAH AND ABOUT MY ATTITUDE??? AGAIN YALL DONT KNOW ME..............REALLY DONT HATE ME CUZ I AM ON HERE ACTING JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!!!

 

[prince charming]

And Thank You!!!! Xoxoxo

 

[Mariska]

I agree the should be a web site to review all the morons on here!I think they should be denied the privilage of seeing an sp if they want to be an idiot!I think we need to start an idiot review board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cristelle R]

Blondgirl:

Public notices such as yours are both unnecessary and insulting to the vast majority the members of the board. If you have problems of the type you describe, please bring them privately to the attention of the offending party.

I, for one, do not appreciate your crude, misandristic remarks.

 

[who am i?]

geez whizz... it's great to see that you are so straight forward with your opinion, about the hygiene subject, I do agree because it does create a better atmosphere when two people are smelling fresh and good, but regarding you playing with a limp dick, small dick, big dick, hairy dick or whatever dick for an hour... WTF... does your client have a choice to their preference of a pussy on you before they pay you?