NolfglypeLype
New Member
- That uniform makes your a** look really big.
- I wanted to be a cop but decided to finish high school instead.
- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
- Didn't I see you get your a** kicked on Cops?
- I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
- Gee, thanks! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
- A 9mm? Sheesh! Check out this .44 magnum!
- Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
- Here- hold my beer so I can reach my license.
- Aren't you that guy from the village people?