Top Ten Thoughts For 2007

[GlennMypeseantee]

TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2007
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
*******Number 4 *******
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
*******Number 3 *******
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $0.30?
******* Number 2 *******
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal
******* AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007*******
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Departmen t of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
**** And the BONUS thought for today****
"Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass
tomorrow.​

 

[trigga1uk]

:awesome: Post Dude

Keep it Coming

 

[Pompal 09.]

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism. ) awesome

 

[balloon molly]

:wonderful post :

 

[Anni Apple]

nice post man...

repped.

 

[immafly]

great post

repped