Toronto Maple Leafs Win Stanley Cup!!!

[joeben7]

Canada was stunned Monday when it was announced that The Stanley Cup will be awarded to the Toronto Maple Lemps, possibly as early as December 12th.

The cup will be stripped Reviewom 2008 playoff champions the Detroit Red Wings and be awarded to the Lemps, who didn't even make the playoffs.

How is this possible, Canadians ask?

Well, the Lemps have formed a coalition with eastern conference semifinalists the Montreal Canadians, and conference quarter finalists the Ottawa Senators, now outnumbering the Red Wings.

According to current Lemp coach Ron Wilson "the Red Wings have lost the confidence of the league and should hand the cup over immediately to our coalition".

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is cutting short a European trip to try to resolve the unprecedented hockey crisis that could force a second playoff series, or see an opposing team coalition take the cup.

 

[Taylor!]

Yeah, except that's a stupid analogy. Mostly because it's not possible in the context you're suggesting.

EVER.

 

[Komkommer]

Well I found it funny - especially as the Lemps already had a leadership crisis to boot. Make up your mind Sundin....

 

[tritran5555(poetri)]

I guess maybe it's my anti-Lemps bias. I am opposed to any reference to the Lmps winning anything right now.

 

[marzmargs12]

maybe you missed the point of the joke, it's exactly what the liberal-NDP-Bloc were trying to do.... and push out Harper's government..... I thoughtt it was hilarious!

 

[Glow]

No, I get the point. It's a stupid point. Harper has clearly lost the confidence of the House. The other three parties, forming a majority of MPs, are completely within their right to present a united Reviewont to lead the country.