Touching girl's cute bum in the swimming pool

[IronHeart]

There's this really annoying dumb old bitch who works at another swimming pool as a lifeguard, this week she brought a cute young girl to my swimming pool to train her butterfly style swimming, as she leaned against the edge and listened to that dumb old bitch, I put my hand on her butt and then quickly took off and swam to other side, did that twice and she said nothing.

Then she swam towards me, I reached out to grab her butt, but I miscalculated the timing and instead touched her leg...I'll see if she shows up again next week.

 

[lotstoplaywith]

Why not just go to Boston?

 

[LazyBoy]

Your cellmate, Bubba, is eagerly waiting for you.

 

[douche]

There's this really annoying dumb old bitch who works at another swimming pool as a lifeguard, this week she brought a cute young girl to my swimming pool to train her butterfly style swimming, as she leaned against the edge and listened to that dumb old bitch, I put my hand on her butt and then quickly took off and swam to other side, did that twice and she said nothing.

Then she swam towards me, I reached out to grab her butt, but I miscalculated the timing and instead touched her leg...I'll see if she shows up again next week.

The odds are good that "she" aka your mom, will be there next week since she drives your broke ass to the pool and tolerates you since you are her only son. But what you don't realize is that it kills her inside that you turned out to be such a loser. Signed, your dad.