Boy playing with his train set, mam overhears him yell "all you b astards f ucking get off,and all you getting on f ucking hurry up."
His mam over hears and sends him to his room for 2 hours till he learns to be nice to the passengers.When he starts to play 2 hours later mum heres him say "those disembarking mind the step and those boarding enjoy the journey and those upset at the 2 hour delay blame that fat twat in the kitchen