train tunnel

[hrslismys]

4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty youngblonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.
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It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel.

In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.
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The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him"
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The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondleme in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"
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The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"
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The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon soI can slap that Frenchidiot again"

 

[beeclaite]

ROFL......I just love this one.....am still chuckling away to myself now.

Love Angel x