Travel Confidence

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Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for their flight to leave. The entrance door opens, and two men walk up the aisle dressed in pilots' uniforms, both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a Seeing Eye dog, the other a white stick, tapping it up the aisle. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, and the engines start up. The passengers begin nervously glancing around, searching for a sign that this is just a practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people seated next to the windows realize they're headed straight for the water at the end of the runway. As it begins to look as the plane will never take off, frantic screams fill the cabin ..... but at that moment the plane lifts off the ground smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have retreated to their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands!!

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "you know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die..."

 

[LMG]

Hope Jan doesn't see this joke!

Lesley

 

[AuthototagBum]

shall i remove it Lesley?

 

[incoahreint chik ozzy]

Oh, I don't think so Mark. Knowing Jan, she'll see it for the joke that it is - it was just a tongue in cheek comment.

Lesley

 

[Shedd]

Excellent!!

tony