Was headed to west Texas so made a stop over in Del Rio, TX to cross to Boystown Acuna (BTA) last Saturday.
Had never been so did not know the lay of the land, and hopefully this will help other first timers. I parked in a small gravel lot at the border, paid the $.30, and then discovered that there is a nearly half mile walk with nothing around to the Acuna downtown. Luckily, it wasn't warm so the walk wasn't too bad (I could see a July walk being VERY uncomfortable). Got to the other side and saw NO taxi's. Was thinking, hmmm, but then saw headlights flashing coming at me and it was a taxi. He pulled up, stuck his head out the window asked 'boystown?', I said 'you got it', got in, and we were off. He spoke English so we talked, he offered me his girlfriend (lied and said I was meeting someone), and said Hunters Ranch (HR) was the best. Wasn't a long drive and we turned onto a gravel road going up a hill. It was bumpy as hell, we got to the top, and a big parking area in front of HR. Taxi was $15 but I gave him $20 and walked in.
HR looked pretty much like I figured it would - some deer heads on the wall, mirrored walls out of the '70's, flowers hanging everywhere, a seforum.xxxe with 3 poles, Hooters Restaurant style tables (high-bar type), and regular tables. Walked in, sat down, ordered an Indio beer, and was pleased to not be mobbed by the uglier ladies. In fact, no one came up for quite awhile giving me a chnce to check out the ladies. Spied one cute (fake) blonde and most were decent looking, few fatties (more on this later!), and a few lookers. One finnaly came to the table and sat down, we talked for awhile (she was a former Nuevo Laredo worker and knew my last 'rompee' there), then I went to the rest room. On the way back, I saw this super cute young looking blonde, she said 'Hi' in perfect English, I asked if she spoke English, she said yes, and I was hooked. I went back to the table, gave that girl $10 to get lost, and then the blonde came over. We talked for a few minutes, she was 20 (!) and looked it, was a townie from Acuna but went to Del Rio HS, and her name was 'Rubny'. $30 for the room, $100 for her and we were off.
$2 for the towel boy and we're into the room (which has pictures of her and her kid in there). We undress, she gets her shoes off and is only maybe 5 feet. I sneak up behind her and we hug then get on the bed and roll around. She puts the condem on and then gives me the worst BJ I've ever had (more on this later!). I thought she was gonna bite through the condem. Then, she rolls to the side and pulls me over to go 'sidesaddle' style (she must somehow know I come quick that way). Despite the bad BJ, my nuts are boiling, so we go that way for a little, then I get on top, go at it and I shot a load fast. Definitely the fastest of my brief mongering career. We clean up, a little kiss, and I go back out to cool off and a beer (Indio, of course), and they bring some popcorn to munch on (am I the only one that when they eat popcorn gets bloated with gas? - more on this later!).
I sit and chase off some girls, but then a 'big' one that speaks great English comes up. I tell her I've already shot and am only good for one a night and mention the bad BJ. She starts her spiel about how she gives the 'best BJ' and promises she does. I tell her I don't have enough money, she asks how much, I tell her $70, she says that's enough. Huh? Now, I've had a few 'plus size' ladies in my mongering days, but this one'll be the 'plusest'. I figure after the bad BJ what the hell, and me and 'Cassandra' are off.
We hit the room and she gets her clothes off and either the Indio's make her look smaller, or she wasn't as big as I thought. I suck her massive blubbery tits and then she proves her greatest BJ claim with an unbelievable BJ - the best I've ever had, mongering or not. I actually don't blow (which ticked her off) so then she climbed on for a hump. Then with all the weight pounding me, the popcorn gas bubble gets pushed while she's humping me, and I'm trying not to blow a big popcorn fart. Between that and all the blubber flying around, I don't come, and call 'Uncle' so she'll stop. We clean up and then I head out the door and proceed right out the HR front door, get a taxi, and back to the bridge for the LONG popcorn fart bloated walk.
All in all a great (and memorable!) first-time trip to BTA and HR. The return cabbie helped me figure out you park at 'Border Taxi' or 'City Taxi' at the US border and let them take you all the way to BTA (don't know the price). Oh, and I got back to the hotel, and blew a 15 second popcorn fart that nearly bruised my sphincter.