Truth in Advertising - UES AMP

[Mark Oakes]

So what your saying is, you did not get to pet her pussy?

 

[Kayla Miah]

Helps me avoid a mediocre experience. Looking for at least a BBBJ.
Thx FJ

 

[zombierach]

It is a small two table place in a basement apt. Curtians, no walls. It has a bathroom but no shower available. It is pretty much a R&T place but it varies by girl. They always have at least 1 hotter, younger girl. Sometimes 2, but usually the other one working will be older. I like going there because I always recieve a great massage and they always have a good attitude. Like every AMP the girls rotate and I don't know who is there now.

The younger girls give great massage and great tug but very limited roaming. It is definitely not FS and the younger/hotter girls will generally not remove their clothes. I have recieved topless bbbj twice from older ladies there but this is not the norm and not worth the money IMO. I now walk from there if only an older lady is available.

I have gotten a great massage everytime I've been there. As I said YMMV depending on the girl but I wouldn't go there expecting more then a great R&T from a pretty girl with limited roaming. It would be great if the prettier girls offered a wider menu, but I'd still choose a hot girl with her clothes on giving me a tug over a naked old lady doing the same.

Hope this helps.

 

[Debra]

I've thought about trying out Spa 66. What's the talent like there & what's available? Do they have a shower?
Thx FJ

 

[Mike R]

I saw the ad for this place on craigslist yesterday and it made me laugh. Rarely does an AMP advertise bad service. I added the number in my phone and figured I would try it sometime. I figured that if so many AMPs advertise good service and then are bad, maybe if they advertise bad service they'll actually be great.

I then went to Spa 66 which is a great go-to place for me for R&T. Unfortunately they only have two tables and they get busy after 5pm and I was told it was an hour wait. So I walked over to Second Choice (72 and Lex).

I don't remember the name they had on the door but it wasn't Second Choice. 2cd floor setup in a small walkup. Nice looking place with walls that don't go all the way up. Clean. Had an older asian lady named Lucy. Not a looker but not horrible. Figured I would TOFTT. I would have walked on her but the ad seemed to imply they go the extra mile there. They advertise in the "Adult Services" section rather then "theraputic". Maybe a larger menu, so I was hoping for a great massage and a bbbj.

No on both counts. It was a decent massage but not that great. You can get better almost anywhere else. She did do light touch which was lame And nothing but HE and a little UTC action up top was allowed at the flip. Her hand technique was kind of crappy and combined with her looks made it really hard to finish. I had to close my eyes and think of an old girlfriend to get off. A trick I've used before and one which I don't really like to do. Overall kind of shitty experiance.

The only thing that was great was that she continued the massage after the ending and cleanup. Most will rush you out after the ending and neglect the front massage. Lucy performed the best front massage I've had in years. Really worked my legs and chest. And theraputically my groin. I almost couldn't belive that it was the same woman who had massaged my back. Her front massage was as good as her back massage was crappy. She was not a clockwatcher and I was on the table a good hour and twenty.

60 to the house up front and I tipped 40, mostly because of the front massage. This is a mixed review but I would say that I wouldn't go back. I will say in their defense that the quality of service was exactly as advertised so I really have nothing to complain about. The lady was sincere and very nice, but did not have any massage or erotic skills. I tried not to be disapointed, but I was.


The ad:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ads/1876461443.html
SECOND CHOICE - w4m (Upper East Side)

Date: 2010-08-02, 12:30PM EDT
Reply to: serv-stcm6-1876461443@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



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