"Two Brothers"
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were
getting their physicals. During the
inspection, the doctor was surprised to
discover that both of them possessed
incredibly long, oversized male members.
"How do you account for this?" he asked
the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file.
"Your father's the reason for your elongated
penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have
them!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she
only had one arm, and when it came to
getting us out of the bathtub, she had to
manage as best she could."