Two Garbage Bags

[alok c]

funny !~ hahaha.. @ ball park franks ! :woot! Whiskey Lizard :clap

 

[WRFSLG]

Funny Joke There Thanks.

 

[a Dreamer]

:lmao: smartie pants old lady

 

[QandA King - Back!]

: : :
i really liked it!
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[Joxattinktica]

lol ok I liked that one

 

[Luke T]

Oh god...at least she didn't sell them back as "Genuine Ballpark Franks".

 

[Designer~Wife]

:clapclassy lol

 

[Michelle F]

;3603848']

I object. Fail.​

 

[Just beat it]

I concur. It is win. Props to you. It also makes me cringe ing:

 

[Whatever Dude]

That's just win.

 

[cank Uncotly]

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her.
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Damn!" says the little old lady..."I'd better go back and see if I can recover some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now not so fast," says the cop, "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs on St. Pat's baseball park. Each time there's a game; alot of fans come and pee in the bushes and right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his thingy through the bushes, I say $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Ok, good luck!
By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well, says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing" :hmm: