Two ladies in heaven

[MusicFan44]

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

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1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. [/align]
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? [/align]
1st woman: I froze to death. [/align]
2nd woman: How horrible! [/align]
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you [/align]
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. [/align]
1st woman: So, what happened? [/align]
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. [/align]
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. [/align]
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both Still be alive


Tx[/align][/blockquote][/align]

 

[Gadfly]

Thanks T, I needed a laugh tonight. Good one.

 

[Sa-rawr]

lol lol lol excellent loved it. lol lyn