Two mexicans

[Shiva!]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close
> to death.
>
> They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
> inevitable,when all of a sudden...............
>
> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".
>
> "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".....
>
> So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and
> there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
>
> There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
> bacon,
> smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you
> >can imagine!!
>
> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
>
> "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'forget".
>
> "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon... ees no
>
> meerage,.... ees a bacon tree"
>
> And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to
> within 5 metres,.................
>
> Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens
> up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. ................
>
>
> It is clear he is mortally wounded but,true friend that he is, he
> >manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
>
> "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"
>
> "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?".................
>
>
> "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree.............................................
>
>
>
> Ees..Ees..............................>Ees, a Ham Bush"