Union Rules - Humor

[Pompal 09.]

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"


"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."


"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"


"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued
until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir,
this is a union house.


We observe all union rules."


The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get? "The girls
get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.


He handed the Madam $100, looked around the
room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.


I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year
old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according
to union rules, she's next.."

 

[jimbeam958]

LOL :