Universal laws of Office

[Alek]

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away![/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Indecision is the key to flexibility.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.[/FONT]

 

[Ka-rap]

ROFL.. gud ones..

 

[Albert Wesker]

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