Upscale Body Massage on C/L

[Nic]

Has anyone ever been here?

http://vancouver.craigslist.org/ers/438122147.html

The rates seem kinda low.. unless maybe it's all on the up and up and there is no happy endings? Anyone know more?

Beef

 

[Chimichanga]

The number is for L'Merage and I looked on here for reviews but they seem to be older... so is this place good?? safe?? clean??

Thanks for any input

Beef

 

[William Y]

Save your dough. Overpriced, underserved... run, don't walk from this place.

 

[CunningLinguist]

Great review Canadian_Beef!!

Panther

 

[Madeleine *Bambi Eyes* <3]

I was asking for feedback on the place..

So based on the one post so far it appears it's over priced? I take it that the "added services" are quite expensive?

Beef

 

[Pam S]

Hey beef head. I was referring to your lack of a review...this is a review section and all inquiries should be in the 411 section. You want a link for that?!?!

Panther

 

[Ellie Hello]

dude you don't need to get so vexed, I guess I was seeking a review and put it in this section b/c it is a massage place.. sorry if you feel I pissed in your corn flakes I'm far from the eforum.xxx Pro you are I guess..

Thank for being so open and esy going to the les experienced though.. It's a pitty b/c I was reading some of your posts and you seem like you have good knowledge.. I was going to message you for some advice or feed back if you were willing to offer it... but I guess not now.

Have a good day Panther.. I'm not that experienced with this but if you know how to move the thread to the 411 section go ahead.. I'll make sure I post these info requests in there from now on your highness..

Beef

 

[bellz_chick]

Don't bother with the place, fees are for the room only (I am pretty sure unlimited drinks does NOT mean alcoholic ones) and the tips for services rendered are far higher than what you get...IMO overpriced for older dumpy gals.

 

[dryphi]

I have admit onece I looked up the number and realized it was that place I kinda thought oh hell hah!!! but then the pics on their site looked not that bad the ladies looked sexy so I thought maybe I was missing out but it looked too good to be true.. thanks for the info

Beef

 

[Your Gorgeousness]

Hey beef, PantherD is a good guy and a kowledgeable reviewer. He's probably just a tad feed up (like many others) with too many newbies lately posting in the wrong forums and asking for handouts. Just think before you ppost and make sure you do a search as well. This way nobody looks stupid and nobody gets angry.

Welcome to the board and hope to see some reviews from you.

 

[Betwixt & Between]

I understand that, and truely did serch.. you have to admit the 411 section is for escorts... and well though most people do get a little extra from a MP.. not all do so really I kinda had a point for posting in the section I did.

Maybe I was a bit harsh in my response to him.. but I also did indicate I had inteneded in asking him questions b/c clearly he has been around... I recognize that there are a ton on new people only taking and not giving..

I also know this post probably does not really belong in this section per say but it goes along with the last post

anyways I want no beef with anyone on the board and apologize for being confrontational in my response to him

Beef

 

[Dead Parrot Society]

I was there a while back and it was uber overpriced. the room rates are excessive, the talent was lacking and the girls didn't know how to make money. ie. if the guy leaves happy he won't even notice the 3 browns he just left here.

sucked and not in a good way, I will neeeeevvvvvvvvvvveeeerrrrrrrr return there ever.

 

[Shikha]

I can personally say as I have owned the place and still visit once in awhile when I'm in town visiting my Croation Cougar Natasha and my dear friend Nika that it is kept very very clean and they do not have a high turnover in staff because it is a pretty decent work environment for the girls.

There is a little someone for everyones liking and you can pay for a cheaper or a more expensive room. Correct me if I'm wrong but I think the max charged in the room is $200?

The drinks are not alcoholic. As for not having girls as pretty... I will say that girls in this bizz float around from place to place. I've had girls from Mermaids, The touch, Cleos, Carman's you name it. That's what the girls do. Different service at different times but every place gets reviews from tie to time.

I can say one thing though. My friend Natasha defenitly holds her own to the youngsters. I remember when she 1st started working for me at Mermaids she would always.. and I mean always get picked over the younger girls. They couldn't figure it out. It was her friendly attitude, thick Croation accent and the way she ouzes senxuality.

I'm hearing that she's still got it! All I can say is... Natasha... You go girl

 

[I Love Jesus_32]

I'd seen an SP who worked at there before. She told me that they charged too much and the service was so-so!!